Rates
— dispensing with the pleasantries —
Two hours | 1800
Three hours | 2400
Four hours | 3000
— curation of connection —
Six hours | 3400
Eight hours | 4000
Overnight | 6000
— never let me go —
One Day | 7000
Two Days | 9000
Long Weekend | 12000
— particulars —
Incall Coverage | +200
Policies
My simple policies ensure a comfortable first meeting. Let’s plan for pleasure…
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All deposits are nonrefundable, but we can reschedule within a six-week period of the original date (for NYC or private travel) or within the same visit (if I’m already in your city).
If you have to unexpectedly cancel within 48 hours of our scheduled plans, please remit 100% of the discussed fee using your original form of deposit. I decline other offers and make time-intensive arrangements to see you—let’s stay on good terms and leave the door open for a future engagement.
In the unlikely event that I have to cancel, I'll refund your deposit via the original method within one day.
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If meeting in public, bring your remaining balance in cash in a gift bag, good book or other creative container and present it immediately. Let’s never start off on the wrong foot by delaying this gesture.
When meeting in private, present your gift promptly and with good humor. I’m not awkward about this facet of our relationship and you needn’t be either!
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I’d love to play “special guest star” for you and your favorite, or invite one (or more!) of my girlfriends to join us.
Duos | please match higher rate
Couples | +500
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Keep in touch with me over email or on Twitter, but never share the details of our time together on review boards or forums. Please protect my privacy the same way I protect yours!
Travel
Let’s turn your next conference into a weekend escape… or show me the hidden gems of your home city!
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I offer flat/all-inclusive rates for private travel (FMTY/TMTY).
50% deposit required.
I offer a paid call option ($250) if you’d like to discuss plans before scheduling.
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Boston, Providence, Baltimore, DC—the Acela quiet car is my second home
4 hour minimum | 3500
Overnight | 6500
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Charleston down to Miami
8 hour minimum | 5000
Overnight | 7000
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Dallas to Denver, Detroit to Duluth
6 hour minimum | 4500
Overnight | 7000
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Find me on the red-eye from JFK to SF
8 hour minimum | 5500
Overnight | 7000
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Passport-ready. Hiking and schnitzel in the Swabian Jura or a sultry caravan to Göbekli Tepe in Turkey?
One day minimum | 8500
Additional days | 4000