Screening

I require at least one of the following options to ensure my comfort and safety:

• A LinkedIn profile with 200+ connections

• A high-resolution selfie of you holding your state-issued ID card

• Two verifiable provider references (must have active ads and a website or social media presence)

Any personal information you share with me during the screening process is deleted after our first meeting.

I suggest using a Protonmail email address and downloading Signal to ensure our communication stays encrypted.

Deposits

I require a 20% deposit to put you on my calendar, sent through Cashapp. If discretion is a concern I’ll also accept BTC or Uber and Amazon gift cards.

If you’d like me to arrange our room, please add $200 for daytime or $300 for nighttime reservations to your deposit.

Travel

For those who can’t wait a minute longer to see me— I offer all-inclusive private travel rates for anywhere in the continental United States. I’m a master at packing my bags on the fly!

If you have specific questions or a delightful travel request (domestic or international), let’s chat! Let’s spend a week in the Scottish highlands hiking along Hadrian’s Wall or admiring the Neolithic cave paintings of the Swabian Jura.

Cancellations

All deposits are nonrefundable, but I’m happy to reschedule within a six-week period of the original date (for NYC or private travel) or within the same visit (if I’m already in your city).

If you have to unexpectedly cancel within 48 hours of our scheduled plans, please remit 100% of the discussed fee using your original form of deposit. I decline other offers and make time-intensive arrangements to see you—let’s stay on good terms and leave the door open for a future engagement.

In the unlikely event that I have to cancel, I'll refund your deposit via the original method within one day.

Envelope

If we’re meeting in public, bring your remaining balance in cash in a gift bag, good book or other creative container and present it immediately at the start of our date. Let’s never start off on the wrong foot by delaying this gesture.

When meeting in private, present your gift promptly and with good humor. I’m not awkward about this facet of our relationship and you needn’t be either!

More the Merrier

I keep a short list of the sweetest, sultriest, and silliest female company this side of the Hudson—just ask! I’d love to play “special guest star” for you and your favorite, or come as your plus-one to a scandalous group event. All parties involved will be screened and contacted directly.

The Morning After

Keep in touch with me over email or on Twitter, but please never share the details of our time together on review boards or forums. Please protect my privacy the same way I protect yours!