Date Ideas

— dispensing with the pleasantries —

Two hours | 1800

Three hours | 2400

Four hours | 3000

— curation of connection —

Six hours | 3400

Eight hours | 4000

Overnight | 6000

— never let me go —

One Day | 7000

Two Days | 9000

Long Weekend | 12000

— particulars —

Incall Coverage | +200

Hourly extensions | 900

Couples | +500

Duos | Please match higher rate

Travel

I offer all-inclusive rates for private travel. Let’s spend the weekend together during your next conference… or show me the best of your home city!

  • I’m pleased to “train myself to you” anywhere along the Amtrak Northeastern corridor (Washington DC, Baltimore, Hartford, Providence, Boston).

    4 hour minimum | 3500 (all-inclusive)

    Overnight | 6500 (all-inclusive)

  • Charleston, Savannah, Miami—I love the salty Atlantic lapping at my feet.

    8 hour minimum | 5000 (all-inclusive)

    Overnight | 7000 (all-inclusive)

  • I’d delight in coming below the Mason-Dixon line, but be careful—remember what happened last time Sherman visited the South?

    6 hour minimum | 4000 (all-inclusive)

    Overnight | 7000 (all-inclusive)

  • You can find me on the red-eye from JFK to SF dozing off with a Harlan Ellison paperback in hand.

    8 hour minimum | 5500 (all-inclusive)

    Overnight | 7000 (all-inclusive)

  • Give me any excuse to touch the heartland again. I may waive travel fees for bookings in my home state…

    6 hour minimum | 4000 (all-inclusive)

    Overnight | 7000 (all-inclusive)

  • Passport-ready. Cuba or Greenland? Hiking and schnitzel in the Swabian Jura or a sultry caravan to Göbekli Tepe in Turkey? Let’s fly!

    One day minimum | 8500 (all-inclusive)

    Additional days | 4000 (all-inclusive)

Policies

My simple policies make it easy for us to have a comfortable first meeting. If you need clarification or guidance, just ask!

  • I require a 20% deposit, sent with Cashapp or BTC. I can also accept Uber, Amazon or Delta gift cards if discretion is a concern.

    If you’d like me to arrange our room, please add $200 to your deposit total.

    I require deposits from both old and new friends.

  • All deposits are nonrefundable, but I’m happy to reschedule within a six-week period of the original date (for NYC or private travel) or within the same visit (if I’m already in your city).

    If you have to unexpectedly cancel within 48 hours of our scheduled plans, please remit 100% of the discussed fee using your original form of deposit. I decline other offers and make time-intensive arrangements to see you—let’s stay on good terms and leave the door open for a future engagement.

    In the unlikely event that I have to cancel, I'll refund your deposit via the original method within one day.

  • If we’re meeting in public, bring your remaining balance in cash in a gift bag, good book or other creative container and present it immediately at the start of our date. Let’s never start off on the wrong foot by delaying this gesture.

    When meeting in private, present your gift promptly and with good humor. I’m not awkward about this facet of our relationship and you needn’t be either!

  • I keep a short list of the sweetest, sultriest, and silliest female company this side of the Hudson—just ask! I’d love to play “special guest star” for you and your favorite, or come as your plus-one to a scandalous group event. All parties involved will be screened and contacted directly.

  • I’m smitten with a ribeye and Broadway show, but truly won over by novel date ideas—especially of a historical bent. Let’s spend the afternoon uptown at the Cloisters, candooling in the Morgan Library, or playing conductor at the NYC Transit Museum.

  • Keep in touch with me over email or on Twitter, but never share the details of our time together on review boards or forums. Please protect my privacy the same way I protect yours!